PIGEON MOTIVATION

Ain't no pigeon need no R. Kelly. Believe I can fly...? Fool, I CAN fly and I WILL fly.

PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY

Maybe for you human ass fools, but pigeon pimpin' is mad easy. We got these little light feathered biddies on every corner, of every city, WORLDWIDE. Move over Ice-T and enjoy that SVU scrilla, cause we pimp or die all day baby...

HOW WE DO...

Homey's got the good shit... Our neck feathers weren't always technicolor. It's called evolution. Straight trippin' since tyrannosaurus rex and shit...

FUCK YOUR CAR, THESE ARE MY STREETS

If you saw me driving a little pigeon car down the street, I bet you'd get out of the way AND not shit all over it, just sayin'. We're crazy like Tupac in Juice...

WE ♥ OLD BREAD

It's hard livin' in these streets, can't just fly around eatin' bugs like those little sparrow mofos. Praise Big Bird for these rich ass humans throwing away their muffins, pretzels and Wonderbread sandwiches. Stay hustlin'...