Maybe for you human ass fools, but pigeon pimpin' is mad easy. We got these little light feathered biddies on every corner, of every city, WORLDWIDE. Move over Ice-T and enjoy that SVU scrilla, cause we pimp or die all day baby...
Homey's got the good shit... Our neck feathers weren't always technicolor. It's called evolution. Straight trippin' since tyrannosaurus rex and shit...
If you saw me driving a little pigeon car down the street, I bet you'd get out of the way AND not shit all over it, just sayin'. We're crazy like Tupac in Juice...
It's hard livin' in these streets, can't just fly around eatin' bugs like those little sparrow mofos. Praise Big Bird for these rich ass humans throwing away their muffins, pretzels and Wonderbread sandwiches. Stay hustlin'...